Monthly Archives: March 2011

Jobs You’re Glad you Never Had


I’ve had some shit jobs in my time. Sure, I worked at Pizzaland when I was 16 and the manager made my clean the skirting boards on my hands and knees during lunch hour. That sucked. I worked at a … Continue reading

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Embarassing Bodies


Ok, someone do please explain this to me. I know why I like it and I know why you like it. It’s that age-old circus-freak-feel-better-about-myself-cos-you-have-a-real-problem-lady car crash television. I won’t apologise for loving this show, so don’t ask me to. … Continue reading

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For the love of escapism


Sure, I love literature. I studied it for four long years and got a Masters degree in being able to read books. Even the really tricky ones. I’ve read Milton’s Paradise Lost, Dumas’  The Count of Monte Cristo and Joyce’s … Continue reading

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Pet Abuse? Or Cute as Fuck?


Is wrong that I want to buy this costume and dress my cat in it? I ask you, who is really being hurt here? No one. We all get to laugh and cat gets new shit. That’s a win-win. Tell … Continue reading

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Three Book Series You Should Have Read in Your Teens


Sweet Valley High Oh, Sweet Valley High. You were so good to me when I was a young ‘un. Jessica was a sneaky tramp and Elizabeth was boring as hell. How could you decide which one you liked best? They … Continue reading

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Yo.


Sometimes I have heaps of words left over from my actual writing day job and I have a few glasses of wine and something really annoys me or interests me or makes me laugh and there you have it: the … Continue reading

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