Monthly Archives: April 2011

Fuck You Australian Supermarkets


I’m just putting it out there: Australian supermarkets are shit. Coles: 6.30pm tonight Tonight I went to two supermarkets after a long day at work. Neither had all the things I required for a very simple dinner (chicken, avocados, decent … Continue reading

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Shoe Tuesday


More gogglefuls from the world of footwear The on-board pet The Supa-delicious The Sardine-a-rama The Cool as Fuck

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Otterly Lovely


Sometimes we all need a pick-me-up. Here’s one:

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No Thanks, We’re Astronauts


According to a recent AAP report, Russian astronauts “never, ever had sex in space”. “There’s no official or unofficial evidence that there were instances of sexual intercourse or the carrying out of sexual experiments in space,” Valery Bogomolov, deputy director … Continue reading

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Click on this to Make you Happy


Since we’re rolling on a Royal Wedding/wedding theme, if you haven’t seen it before, here’s T-Mobile’s bloody hilarious take on Kate and Will’s nuptials: And I’m going to give T-Mobile a bit more love here, because they prove just cos … Continue reading

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Get Your Money’s Worth: Re-wed


From News.com 16/4/11 THE impending royal wedding has inspired ‘wedding parties’ across Perth, with brides taking April 29 as an excuse to show off their bridal gowns again. Bride Mellissa Cooper and her friends will don their gowns at her … Continue reading

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Magic Beans


No more¬†seeing the Virgin Mary on a piece of burnt toast or Jesus in a watermark¬†caused by bad reticulation, I present to you: The Kate Middleton Jelly Bean. Check your foodstuffs carefully in future people. You could be sitting on … Continue reading

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