Eau de…Bacon??


Look, I know what you’re going to say – bacon cologne? What will they think of next? Would YOU want to hang out next to a man who smelled like pig meat? Actually, yes. Bacon smells AWESOME. And if I was hungover, I’d be licking this guy’s face. For realsies. I support Bacon Perfume. And next I’d like to sniff men wearing Eau de lit matches, Cut Grass Cologne and the fragrance of Parma Violets or those paints you got to use when you were five. That would be ace.

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About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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