”When one door closes another door opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.”
– Alexander Graham Bell
I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.