I was checking my blog comments tonight (none from all you sensible people, thanks) and stumbled across this gem in the spam folder:
“It is a poor mouse that only has one hole”
Thank you, Samantha Amateur. I’m just so sorry your comment went to spam, might have something to do with your crazy email address. It is a poor mouse indeed that does not have a choice of holes. You pose a very interesting dilemma. What of the mouse who has but one choice? Are we all merely mice, with little options in our small and insignificant lives? Your comment will keep me awake tonight. We should talk. Call me.