Aw, you thought I’d forgotten, didn’t you? Nope. I wouldn’t deprive you of more ankle-breaking indulgence. Here goes:
I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.