Why Cats are Better than You and Your Dog

I’d love to work for the Daily Mail. I’d be brilliant at trawling Youtube for cute animal videos. I wonder what the job title would be?

Anyway, here is possibly the Cutest Bloody Cat Video You Will Ever See. Ever.

Cat mum cuddles baby kitten who is having a nightmare. Too good by far.


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I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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5 Responses to Why Cats are Better than You and Your Dog

  1. kate says:

    I literally cannot stop watching this.

  2. Lisa says:

    All staff at the Daily Mail have Racist Vacuous Lying Cunt as default job titles. They make the rest up.

  3. You are right Lis. They are also called variously Jan Moir and Liz Jones. Sometimes I think Liz Jones is an incredibly successful and clever parody which has hoodwinked everyone. Then I realise it’s not true. I don’t know which one would be worse.

  4. Lisa says:

    Liz Jones is actually Skeletor’s more evil, and sadly less 2D, sister. A little known fact that.
    She is VILE.
    I recently read (by mistake) a terribly lovely piece she’d written entitled ‘I’d rather be dead than fat’. Supposedly some I-actually-deserve-your-compassion-because-I’m-ill schtick, but actually just another reason to to break her spindly legs and stab her with them.
    Mind you, if I had to look at her face in the mirror everyday, I probably couldn’t stop vomiting either.
    I repeat: SHE. IS. VILE.

    • I don’t want to enrage you further, but in any case, please read her latest column, which is “yay christina Henricks has curves, why does everyone make us feel fat and talk about bikini bodies”. Clearly Jones does not read her own paper, is a MASSIVE TWAT or simply Is Not Real and the DM has gone too far.
      Still, I’d like to see her and Moir in a to-the-death duel. That would be ace.

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