The “I’ll be there in a minute – I’m just putting on my shoes..”
The My Little Pony
Otherwise known as “They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?”
I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.