Monthly Archives: July 2011

Worst Wedding Dresses: Part I


Yup, I might even start a new regular segment here. Stuff you should Never Ever be seen in, particularly on your wedding day. If you read this blog then I don’t even have to ask you not do this, you … Continue reading

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What’s the Capital of America?


Q. What’s the capital of America? A. Minus $15 trillion (roughly)

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Toddlers and Trauma


OK, as if the TV show Toddlers and Tiaras was not enough – how about this guy? Gay as a cushion, wears makeup, hosts freaky child beauty pageants and even sings his own little song at the finale. Am I … Continue reading

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Not My World


So, Number 126 on the list of Things That Annoy Me: the new ANZ bank adverts. I don’t know who the self-proclaimed advertising genuis is was who came up with this advertising campaign, but whomever you are – you’re a … Continue reading

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You Will Die (cancel the papers)


The Daily Mail has long been held up as the harbringer of bad (and mostly made up) news. According to TDM, everything, and I mean¬†EVERYTHING, causes cancer. * Reading this blog Does Not give you cancer. In fact, it has … Continue reading

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Otterly A-Dorable


Look, it’s Monday. The Boomtown Rats sang about it, we all know it sucks balls. So cheer up, watch the Otter Orchestra. http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=otter+dance&aq=f  

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Amy Winehouse is Dead


I have nothing to say except the girl was a genius and the world is no doubt poorer for her having left it. Whether you were a fan of Back in Black or you liked something a little gentler, Winehouse … Continue reading

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