I want this boat so badly it hurts. Of course unless I win Euromillions Lottery or have a totally ACE dream, I’ve got Buckley’s. But a girl can dream, no?
* this is a real boat being made by real people. One day a real rich person will buy it. And you and I will be none the wiser.
Look at it. LOOK AT IT! It’s a boat! With palm trees and a volcano! And it has Tropical Floating Islands. On second thoughts, don’t look. It’s only going to ever be inhabited by vacuous blonde rich bitches and their ageing mogul husbands. What a waste. Bleugh. But look – islands….Yay!