I want this boat so badly it hurts. Of course unless I win Euromillions Lottery or have a totally ACE dream, I’ve got Buckley’s. But a girl can dream, no?

* this is a real boat being made by real people. One day a real rich person will buy it. And you and I will be none the wiser.

Look at it. LOOK AT IT! It’s a boat! With palm trees and a volcano! And it has Tropical Floating Islands. On second thoughts, don’t look. It’s only going to ever be inhabited by vacuous blonde rich bitches and their ageing mogul husbands. What a waste. Bleugh. But look – islands….Yay!


About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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