If you’re anything like me, you’ll be wondering what the world is coming to when some maniac breaks into a mansion and attaches a hoax bomb to an 18-year-old heiress’s neck and pins a nonsensical note to her front before disappearing.
You might also be wondering why people are so cruel, why flying fish really do look like they are flying or What the Fuck is up with Shane Warne’s Face?
But what you should really be wondering is Who on God’s Green Earth Buys These Things?
Yes. It’s those freaky Reborn babies that a freaky woman makes and sells for vast amounts of money to even freakier women who have empty nest syndrome or some collection of Really Deep-seated Issues for them to love and hold and pretend they are real.
Thought the freakiness factor couldn’t go any higher? Sorry, Reborn lady has done an entire range based on the Harry Potter characters. Here’s a little Baby Voldemort, for example. And Malfoy, should you choose to adopt him.
* If you see a woman with one of these, run. Or do the Cruciatus Curse or something.
It kind of scares me that these things exist. Unlike cute outfits for pets, dollhouses and rocking horses (which are awesome by the way), these are just plain old Wrong. Case closed.