Monthly Archives: December 2011

Christmas? Bah Humbug


* This is not a reindeer. This is not Christmas. Not really. I Love Christmas. I Love Love Love Love Christmas. But not in Australia. Santa does not live here and, in any case, I’ll be spending Christmas (and Boxing … Continue reading

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Could Care Less


Actually, the title of this should be “I Could Not Care Less”, not “Could Care Less”, which implies that I could. If you are interested in this preposition, please see David Mitchell’s awesome soapbox on the Guardian Website. (Do watch … Continue reading

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We Aren’t Even Real Anymore


Not content with airbrushing us out of existence, a retailer has decided to use real women’s heads and stick them on top of a computer generated body to sell its fucking swimsuits. Thanks H&M. Quite clearly we are not needed. … Continue reading

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Oh Yay


Yup, apparently if you smoke before or after surgery all your bits will fall off. Especially your nipples. Ugh. You can read the story from news.com.au HERE if you’re not a smoker, don’t want any kind of breast augmentation or … Continue reading

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Crazy Cat Lady


I almost thought to myself I’d get a new kitten to love me unconditionally and then mentioned this to the cat who looked daggers at me in a way that said “I will rip that fucker apart if you dare … Continue reading

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I hate to assume you are all problem-free, but the lack of dilemmas, real or imagined, in my inbox seems to point to yes. If you’re all a happy bunch of people, please excuse me. Otherwise, shove me an email … Continue reading

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