Actually, the title of this should be “I Could Not Care Less”, not “Could Care Less”, which implies that I could. If you are interested in this preposition, please see David Mitchell’s awesome soapbox on the Guardian Website. (Do watch this, really, it’s better than this post)
*OMG! Eyebrows! Stop the Press for Godssake!
In any case, according to TDM, Kate Middleton’s eyebrows are going all “Essex” on our asses. As in they are getting bigger, more pronounced and she may get a sunbed soon. Or get Tango’d and snog someone called Dave or Steve. Who can say? No one cares, least of all me, but I’m too lazy to think of another post.
I have never waxed my eyebrows. I pluck them occasionally, but they remain expressive, unwieldy and, basically, eyebrows. It may be the only part of my body I don’t have massive hangups about. Hmm. Maybe I should start worrying about them too.