Newsflash! Apparently possibly fat, perhaps balding middle aged men with money think that hot young 20-somethings actually want to have sex with them and enjoy it!
THis story, courtesy of the Daily Mail has literally, and I kid you not, spilled the beans on the latest scourge on society: Young good looking women who purposefully get themselves pregnant by rich middle aged men and take them for a financial ride.
Well hold the bloody presses. Apparently they are called “Piranha women” and they are a real and clear threat to white upper middle class England. Pregnancy to a rich man is easier than real life working, the article says, so these women hunt down their prey.
Their prey (and these are my words) are stupid older men who completely overestimate their attractiveness to younger, good looking members of the opposite sex and don’t bother to use protection because, well, they’re stupid.
There’s no sympathy on either count. Can there be? No. Sure, I’ve briefly considered pregnancy as a way out of the daily drudgery of working, working working but let’s be honest, it kinda seems like a whole lot of work. And in many cases (not all), it means you have to spend your life boring 99% of the people you know on Facebook about how much sleep/shit/whingeing your litte darling has done in the past 24 hours. Every SIngle Day.
And then you have a kid and no one to moan to. Good luck I say. And wear a condom.