A week in the Life of Kim Kardashian


Just in case you’ve been wondering, I’ve done the hard work for you…

Monday

Kim Kardashian goes to gym. Eats doughnut

Tuesday

Kim Kardashian cries on reality TV show about failed marriage

Wednesday

Kim Kardashian steps out with giant handbag

Thursday

Kim Kardashian hides pain behind giant sunglasses

Friday

Kim Kardashian looking dangerously skinny  shows off her dangerous curves at premier of opening of envelope

Saturday

Kim Kardashian launches new perfume/shoes/panty liners

Sunday

Kim Kardashian agrees to play herself in cameo role in another not reality tv series

Monday

Rinse and repeat

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