Ok, so I accidentally watched The Biggest Loser. But here are shows I’d rather prefer Stabbing My Eyes Out than watch…
*Kyle: Fat mysogenist Wanker. This is true. Remove this muppet from Tv and radio immediately.
So here they are. Feel free to add your own.
Young Talent Time (I hate children, especially precocious ones who prance around on stage. It’s creepy)
Dancing with the Stars (bullshit)
Dancing with the Stars on Ice (even more bullshit, even when they really hurt themselves)
The X-Factor (Kyle Sandilands, massive wanker)
Mel B: It’s a Scarey World (mole)
Shameful things I would prefer to Stabbing My Eyes Out include (but are not limited to)
My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding (for cross-cultural experience)
Please Marry My Boy (no reason)
One Born Every Minute (blame hormones)
Embarassing Bodies (educational)