OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
You will not believe this: Camembert has LESS calories than feta AND cheddar! Cheddar is the worst!** I fucking KNEW watching The Biggest Loser would pay off eventually. This, and receiving a lovely bunch of roses and a cake that looked like a rose (no, really), has been the highlight of my day.
In your FACE Valentine’s Day and in your FACE cheddar!!
**Disclaimer: I learned this off TV. Has not been independently verified. But go forth and eat French cheese and feel less bad if that makes you happy…