Urgent Cheese Newsflash!!!


You will not believe this: Camembert has LESS calories than feta AND cheddar! Cheddar is the worst!** I fucking KNEW watching The Biggest Loser would pay off eventually. This, and receiving a lovely bunch of roses and a cake that looked like a rose (no, really), has been the highlight of my day.

In your FACE Valentine’s Day and in your FACE cheddar!!

**Disclaimer: I learned this off TV. Has not been independently verified. But go forth and eat French cheese and feel less bad if that makes you happy…


About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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