Cutaway dresses make you look like a slut.
*Ok, to be fair, this is a pregnant Katy Price in a weird wig looking like she just sellotaped herself into a bit of black material. But I continue…
*Sluts. No matter how skinny, rich or talented you are, you look like a hooker.
*Look! Even Britain’s former Sweetheart Cheryl Cole looks like a terrible slut in this magnificent triptych (see what I did there? juxtaposing a fancy word with a post about slutty cutaway dresses? Yes, that’ll help my self-esteem, as do these photos incidentally)