Found: One Pair of Chinos. Missing: One Boyfriend

Apparently this label was found inside a pair of chinos sold on Oxford Street.

Or really “Give it to your woman because she’s the only one who knows what the fuck those instructions are all about and is clearly smarter than you. Then you should make her breakfast or do the dishes because, really, that’s only fair.”


About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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