I Gone Done Bought Myself Another Property

Yes, I signed the final bank documents tonight. Once settlement goes through in two weeks I shall officially Have a Portfolio. Of two. But I reckon that’s not bad for a single person who doesn’t work on the mines.

*This is quite clearly not my new home. It looks like the creepy gingerbread house. Mine is much cooler and has traffic noises and drunk people outside it and is within 5 mins walk to 10 different bars. 

Seeing as I already live in property #2 I’m not quite sure how to celebrate. Currently it’s sitting on the couch drinking a $10 bottle of Sauv Blanc and watching Revenge. Not so different from other nights, really. It’s not big, so if I have a housewarming I’m going to have to invite people in stages. Come in, drink, get out, make room for the next lot. Or I could heaps of back-to-back housewarmings. Who can say?

In any case, aside from killing the plants I put in two weeks ago (water, dear, water), all is nice and sparkly. I still can’t really believe it. Shiny new home back on the strip. Next time you see me, buy me a drink. Lord knows I won’t be able to afford it now.


About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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