Two Daft Bints Fight Over an Asshole. So Who Wins?


Ah, Rihanna and some muppet called Karreuche are allegedly embroiled in a Twitter “war of words” over famous woman-beater Chris Brown. It’s hard to know who to feel sorriest for. Rihanna, because she can’t move on and tweets barely disguised racist things about her “love rival” whilst guest singing on former beau Brown’s new single or Karreuche, who’se clearly in a relationship with a misogenist and violent fucktard.

I’m going to lay it on the line here and say neither. They deserve each other and Chris Brown deserves, nay should be forced by the law, to be alone. Forever. Look, we all get mad and tweet or facebook something we shouldn’t. But ladies (and I use this term as loosely as all hell) come ON.

I could understand if you challenged each other to a duel to the death over someone like, say Kit Harington or Henry Cavil. BUt no, you’re slagging each other off over Twitter over a woman-beater with thousands of people sitting back and watching and munching on popcorn. But you’ve made me happy today for one solitary reason: I’m glad I’m not you.

The tension is said to have kicked off when Rihanna posted a photograph of a bag of rice cakes wearing sunglasses with gold earrings, and the caption, ‘Ima a make u my b****.’

 WHAAAAT? Oh LORD.
War of words: Rihanna is said to be embroiled in a very public feud with Chris Brown's new girlfriend Karrueche
War of words: Rihanna is said to be embroiled in a very public feud with Chris Brown's new girlfriend Karrueche

Ladiez. Cool it. For realsies.

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