* The lady in question asked for “Lee” to be vajazzled on her bits. She got “Len”.
I’ve so been waiting for a story like this. This is what happens when you’re a muppet who watches The Only Way is Essex and takes it seriously. Sometimes it helps to have a complete high-school level education before you get Vajazzled. Or at least check the woman vajazzling you has.
You can read the full story here if you like. But seriously, I’ve done the hard work for you.