Things Alcohol has taught me (part 2)

“It’s cheaper to stay drunk than to get drunk”.

Actually, it was my Dad that said that. He also gave me the words of wisdom: “whatever you do, don’t get caught”, which is pretty good advice.

When I went to university he said “don’t smoke, don’t take drugs and don’t get pregnant”. Those ones kinda fell on deaf ears but the other stuff’s still good though.


About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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