Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With String….

Things that have made me happy today include (but are not limited to):

1. Discovering I have series 5 of The Wire on DVD and don’t have to wait 500million years to download it.

2. Putting on my newly-washed second skinniest pair of jeans and realising they hang off my arse like a pro. Seems the gastro/sadface diet is to be commended.

3. Finding a $20 note in said jeans.

4. Realised I stashed some panadol in the kitchen drawer ages ago because I am a fucking genius.

5. Had only to walk about 100m to the bottleshop to replenish the fridge because I bought a flat on the strip and I am a motherfucking genius.

In other news I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that you cannot clean a flat with only a dustbuster and I must purchase a vacuum cleaner. I’m sure the actual cleaner I am poised to hire once I get over my white person middle class guilt will be delighted.


About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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