Monthly Archives: April 2012

Items of Clothes You Should Never Buy Nor Wear


Is it just me or does this top look like you’re wearing a bunch of toilet rolls? Distrubingly enough, there also used to be a full-length dress version. I cannot think why.

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Inadvertently Inappropriate Stuff People You Pay Do


After Kato’s post on slightly inappropriate things someone who is paid to do reasonably intimate things to your lady bits has in their office, I thought I’d throw in my tuppence worth. Here’s Le Kate’s: Actual magazines sitting on the … Continue reading

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Battleship Down


So I actually did go and see the utter travesty that is Battleship at the movies today. And suprisingly enough Rihanna’s presence was probably the least annoying thing about it. In fact, she was so spectacularly beige in it I … Continue reading

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Guide: How to Not Unsuccessfully Chat Up a Lady-Person


Along with The Hairpin, The AWL, The Huffington Post life section, I’m fucking picking up what this website is putting down: The Sabotage Times This bloody brilliant article, that had me sniggering loud enough that my colleagues asked me what … Continue reading

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The Best Time I Almost Killed a Friend #2


I was reminded about this whilst having a Facebook conversation about UK food, particularly nostalgic stuff and I wondered: Why were we all not obese as children? We ate the most amount of fucking shite. Monster Munch, Irn Bru, Findus … Continue reading

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Can’t Stand the Rain


My cat is currently sitting at my feet, crying because it’s raining and she wants to go outside. I have tried telling her repeatedly that This Is Weather, that I am not responsible for it, nor can I do anything … Continue reading

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WTF?


Apparently someone stumbled across my blog by googling سكارليت جوهانسون sex Can someone interpret? I’m curious.

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