So Thom and I went to see a play a few years ago. As we were making our way to our seats in the theatre, this happened…
Me: (looks at program) Oooh, the music is done by Paul Kelly. I like Paul Kelly.
Thom: (loudly) I fucking hate Paul Kelly (sits down)
Me: (realising Paul fucking Kelly is sitting in the row right IN FRONT of us) Oh shit. (points wildly at Paul Kelly’s general direction)
Both of us: dissolve into very uncomfortable giggling fit.
PS you should totally listen to Paul Kelly. His song Everything’s Turning to White, based on Raymond Carver’s short story So Much Water So Close to Home is quite awesome.