OK, because you’re such lovely people and, if you’re anything like me, you’ll think this is The Best Thing Ever:
I give you the Vegas anti-hangover bus.
“A new IV procedure designed to rid the body of the toxins that cause hangovers may soon be just a phone call away, or bus stop if you can make it out of bed.
It’s called Hangover Heaven, a new concept by board certified anesthesiologist Jason Burke who plans to administer his own concoction of vitamins, medications and amino acids on a traveling bus along the Las Vegas strip.”
Look, this is not new. All the medicine students I went to uni with gave themselves Iv drips for a good four hours after a night on the cheap 50p vodka shots at The Jaffa Lounge on a Wednesday night. But their Hypocratic oath or some such meant they wouldn’t help us the hell out so we wouldn’t let them practice their deadly needlework on us, they could only use oranges. And these are the people treating you at GP offices and in hopsitals today. Hah!
Anyway, this would be awesome but it’s not going to happen anywhere near you soon. Booh.