I Would Like to Work for the New York Times

Failing that, The New York Daily. Because I read this its website today.

I have two questions: a) How is this actually a story? b) Why did it take two journalists to write it?


It’s New York. Surely more interesting things happen. Cats attack and jump out of windows all the time. But Hang the hell On. She loves her cat. She has to give it up. AND we’ve got a pic of it looking CRAZY! quick, get our two best reporters (or those two work experience kids) on to it. Man, this is gonna be BIG.

*Also, why is this cat called Aqua? Why?


About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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