Monthly Archives: June 2012

Lame to Fame Game


The Lame to Fame is a great game. Have you played it? No? You simply must. Basically you all sit around a table getting shitfaced drunk and come up with the best famous person story that happened to someone you … Continue reading

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The Best Time My Great Uncle Pissed Off Elizabeth Taylor


One of the best films ever, ever made. And one of the best scenes: My Great Uncle Alastair was awesome. He was a tall skinny alcoholic who smelt of cigars (and whisky) but would still get up and show you … Continue reading

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Femfresh *Sadface*


You’ll be as sad as me to discover that jewel of amusement, the Femfresh Facebook page, has been shut down. Despite the marketing team’s best efforts of bravely forging ahead with inane questions such as “flip-flops or boots for a … Continue reading

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How Should a Person Be? Probably Less Judgmental


I hate to judge a book by its cover but, frankly, I do it all the time both literally and metaphorically. Here’s a rather neat and quite perfectly formed example just for you. With special guest appearance from Kato. From: Ohhellwhatthehell … Continue reading

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It’s Come Down to This


Am I eating grated parmesan out of the fridge in handfuls? Yes, yes I am. Did I just heat up red wine in a pan to mimic mulled wine and rid myself of this cold? Yes, yes I did. That … Continue reading

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Take Care of Your La La


So every stupid company/product/entity has a Facebook page these days, but let’s ask ourselves: Do we really need a Facebook page for Femfresh? You can look at it here. And smirk. And laugh. Yes, your complete range of…umm…what do you … Continue reading

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Shameful Secret #1


The T-Mobile adverts make me cry. They do. Every time. Maybe I only watch them when I’m sad or like right now when I’m stuffed full of codeine or codral or whatever and may have even heated up a panful … Continue reading

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