This is 50% me. Because I’ve only got one cat. But it appears that I’m 100% a gay man if I did have two or more…
I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.