This quote from my very dear friend, the K-Ster, basically sums up a Fucking Lot of Life. So please replace the **** with “my partner”, “my work” “my friends” “general shit” or, in fact “life itself”. Or all of the above if your life is that crap.
And let’s face it, sometimes we’ve all wondered how easy it might be to mix orange juice with bleach as in the movie Heathers and just drink it and vomit blue and… well you know the rest. But if you’re still reading this and some guy acting like he’s 20 years younger than he actually is hasn’t written you a fake suicide note, then I’d recomend posting this on your Facebook/Twitter/Whatever the cool kids are doing these days if you’re as pissed off as you can be. Simply because it’s true.
“Sometimes ***** is like being like being a beaten housewife who has been shoved into the kitchen cabinets too many times and is grateful for a pat on the arse.”