Fuck You EL James

Ugh. Scenario, Friday, 2pm.

An upper-middle-aged quite nice lady who is a work colleague I never have to interact with on a professional level asks me if I’m reading a book on my Kindle. Her curiosity is palpable so I show her the damn thing. She asks if I am reading 50 Goddamn Shades of Goddamn Grey.

I scoff and say “no, it’s not my thing AT ALL.”

She goes on to tell me how she has just finished book 2 and is saving book 3 for the weekend  and how it has awakened her sexuality in the bedroom after many years.

She admits the writing is not much chop but her husband is well pleased.

I literally cannot get away from this shit. Who knew so many women enjoyed spanking? I don’t. Spank me and I shall Fuck You Up.



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2 Responses to Fuck You EL James

  1. EL James is my bitch says:

    EL James is a fucking bitch and a whore. She must be sentenced to jail for writing a disgusting book like that and now she wants to make a movie??! What the fuck is wrong with you people??!

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