Things I learned from googling romance writers, ostensibly for work purposes:
1. They are women
2. They all have, in some combination or other, a cat, a dog, a horse, chickens, a rabbit.
3. When not writing romance novels they blog about their pets
4. Approximately 50% of them say they are married to “their own hero”.
5. There is such a thing as super paranormal romance whereby fallen archangels come to earth and shag women.
For the first time in months, I’m going to work on the novel. I believe the odds are in my favour. However I hate paranormal shit and Kit Harington has not yet consented to be my husband. Must work on these things.