Things About My Terrible Romance Novel


1. My super terrible romance novel is not as terrible as I remember it to be. In fact, it’s rather good. I surprise myself sometimes.

2. I spent hours over the weekend editing the half of it that is actually written and I haven’t even got past page 15/65. And I also can’t remember what happens because I wrote most of it while I was drunk at the beginning of the year. Booyah.

3. I have mentioned “nipples” “manhood” “sex” and other euphemisms which are the bread and butter of romance novels but I have also written several times “insert sex scene here”. Balls.

4. I still have not decided the exact century it is based in and that makes me mad. I am researching the Saxon/Norman thingo because I want to be historically accurate. Because originally I wanted to write a shit book. Now I want to write an ok book (within the genre). And also because I’m a dick.

5. The characters’ names, physical characteristics and personalities change frequently. Hence why Kato must edit and rap my head.

6. I have named people and places after things and people I love and also because I secretly think I’m hilarious.

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About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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