Oh, it’s been a while since we checked in with My Drunk Kitchen. This time she’s chugging down whisky and making a vegan cheesecake. Yes, vegans make cheesecake. Apparently. Best to be pissed for this. Serious.
“It’s a pregnant dolphin!”
“This is what a vegan drink looks like: doesn’t it make you Sad?”
“The floor is where I keep most of my things.”
“Myers lemons are half sour and half sweet, for anyone who gives a fuck.”
“It’s not actually cheesecake, it’s all a big lie. Now put it in the freezer to bake, because that’s how veganism works.”