I just performed MC Hammer’s Can’t Touch This whilst in my pyjama pants to an audience of one: the cat.
*No, really, I actually did this.
I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.