Sometimes I feel like a Unicorn who has seen a Double Rainbow.
*This is not even a double rainbow. Imagine how happy the unicorn would be if it was.
Today is not one of those days.
I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.