I have discovered if I do not dye my hair on a very regular basis (and even when I do) I’m going grey as a bastard. In fact, if I left it to its own devices, my head will soon resemble a badger.
Cue 15 mins in bathroom at work pulling errant white fuckers from my head.
I’d like to look like this within a year:
Yet I fear (reasonably) that I will not. Booh.