Me: Umm, do you have any romance novels?
Him (very old man reading Trotsky): What, like Mills and Boon?
Me: Sort of, yes.
Him: No, we don’t have any of that here. We need to be closer to a supermarket for that and we’re not.
Me: Because ?? Oh, nevermind, I’ll just take this John Fowles classic novel then….(mutters under breath)