Yes. This Guy. My sister has hung out with him. Being Scottish private school spazes, we be da friends of da Hot Scottish Rugby Team hotties. And when I say ‘we’ I mean ‘my sister’. Gah. All those years in the private Scottish Private School System has not worked out so much for me. In other news, the hot Scottish rugby players are a million times less of a bunch of tools than the AFL idiot muppet self-entitled arseholes I see on my TV when I forget to change the channel because I am lazy and have realised I’ve lost it behind the couch or something.
Life is not fair.