What’s in Your Handbag Ohhell?

I’m glad you asked. I’m in the process of changing over handbags and I’m not sure what to think about the resulting finds.

Let’s forget about the wallet, keys, mobile, par for the course, run of the mill loose change and general handbag bullshit. Here be the fun stuff.

*A fork

*Valium (yay!)

*A teaspoon (what am I – a mobile eatery?)

*A piece of paper that reads “sex column, teabags, sort insurance, cat biscuit”

*Five lighters and six pens (always be prepared. McGyver would be proud, as would my former Girl Guides leader)

*Three kinds of hideous coloured lipgloss I can only imagine I got free with a magazine etc or I was on drugs when I bought them.

*Indonesian money, though I cannot remember the last time I have been to Indonesia in the last eight years

*A toy mouse

What’s in your handbag, loyal readerfans? 


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I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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2 Responses to What’s in Your Handbag Ohhell?

  1. I thought I just had the usual keys, purse, mobile in my bag, until I took a proper look. Behold:
    – a €50 itunes voucher
    – my colleagues tie
    – a corkscrew (I echo your ‘be prepared’ sentiments, clearly)
    – 2 USBs
    – 4 pens
    – 2 types of eyeliner
    – tampons
    – cherry Tic Tacs
    – some crazy strong painkillers
    – 6 business cards, nearly all of them people I don’t recall meeting
    – a plastic knife (aw look, between us we have a place setting)

  2. Pingback: What’s in Your Handbag All the Stuff and All the Things? | ohhellwhatthehell

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