Jamie Oliver – Gah.


* His 30-minute meals would take any reasonable person about 3.5 hours and would cost about $80 and involve buying lots of things no person could reasonably ever have in their pantry nor buy in the supermarket.

* If he says “rustic” one more time I will scream.

* He has just said “wadge” “spadge” and “poxy” in the space of 30 seconds.

* He is using courgettes which are vile and disgusting.

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I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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