Pro: It’s Friday
Con: I feel like lying on the floor and refusing to get up, ever
Pro: I have three hours left of work
Con: I have to make it through those three hours without taking myself off to the toilet and weeping like a girl. Embarassment.
Pro: I have been looking at cute animals on the internet
Con: Apart from laughing at a cat that stole a biscuit from a jar and then was robbed of said biscuit by a thieving opportunistic dog, cute animals are not cheering me up.
Things that would make me feel better than I currently feel: Pretty much nothing.
Oh wait, no. Maybe Henry Cavill coming to my office and sweeping me up onto his horse (in my head he is always in period costume) and then we would ride into the 11th century and live there in a castle happily ever after. That might help. Maybe. A bit.