I’ve got to run back to the UK earlier than I thought so I’ve been watching Love Actually to get into the mood (and FF the bits where Hugh Grant pretends to be the PM) but in any case, have some Norah Jones.
I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.