I give you: Katy Perry. Do yourselves a favour and watch her doco Part of Me. Because it’s awesome and she’s awesome and she manages to make Russell Brand look like a complete douche without saying one single mean thing about him. Respect, lady.
Also, she’s not writhing around like Rihanna with less than no clothes on and taking selfies every five minutes in case someone forgets who she is. No, Perry is LOVELY. I want to be her friend. Immediately. And then we can have lovely Alice in Wonderland-themed tea parties and dress ups and I’d make her sing Firework with a mouthful of cake.