…..Giving up drinking, smoking and swearing and taking up lots of exercise. Which is pretty much fun as it sounds.
My record so far is a 24 hour period with no booze, two cigarettes, not dropping the F-bomb, C-bomb or MF-bomb, an exercise class and a 45 minute walk. Take note, people, because this will never, ever happen again.
As was evidenced yesterday when I got shitfaced drunk, stayed in my pyjamas most of the day, said fuck twice and had four cigarettes.
Well, you should try everything at least once. Now it’s Booze Totally Allowed Friday and Saturday and I want to cry with relief.