During My Unexpected Six-week Soujourn in the Motherland I am…


…..Giving up drinking, smoking and swearing and taking up lots of exercise. Which is pretty much fun as it sounds.

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My record so far is a 24 hour period with no booze, two cigarettes, not dropping the F-bomb, C-bomb or MF-bomb, an exercise class and a 45 minute walk. Take note, people, because this will never, ever happen again.

As was evidenced yesterday when I got shitfaced drunk, stayed in my pyjamas most of the day, said fuck twice and had four cigarettes.

Well, you should try everything at  least once. Now it’s Booze Totally Allowed Friday and Saturday and I want to cry with relief.

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About ohhellwhatthehell

I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.
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