Monthly Archives: December 2012

Baby, Now You Do


Oh, go on. Have some Lana Del Rey. I’ve got jetlag like a motherfucker. It’s 3.11pm and I might go back to bed. Advertisements

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Existential Cat is…Existential. And also French (requirement)


“The white idiot writhes on his chair, begging for cheeseburgers. I’m surrounded by morons”

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You Didn’t Ask For It


But here’s another Le Perry current fav. Sorry it’s not official. I’m busy making myself a massive fry-up and fighting jet-lag.

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Katy Perry is the Love Goddess of Fun and Awesomeness


I have spoken before about my enduring love for Le Perry, after watching her doco Part of Me (which I did again on the plane, because clearly, If I’m Not Right I Don’t Want to Be Wrong) but it bears … Continue reading

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Happy Hogmanay


So it’s 6.30am. My flight arrived at 3am and dearest BFF Datchel came and bloody picked me up from the airport like a pro. He had also filled my fridge with breakfast, lunch and dinner AND bought me a fan … Continue reading

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Such is Lif


Watched Series 3 of The Killing in Danish til 3am with my mother. Thanks for nothing The Killing – your ending was rubbish. And also Dad came home drunk and threw wasabi peas at my head. Such is Lif. Can … Continue reading

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It’s Christmas, Cat Lovers


So here is some Very Important Information on how to Wrap a Cat appropriately.

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