Although explaining why I’m wearing a tie in the middle of the afternoon whilst sitting at my computer and I don’t even have a shirt could be…awkward.
I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.