Oh, go on. Have some Lana Del Rey. I’ve got jetlag like a motherfucker. It’s 3.11pm and I might go back to bed.
I like gin, mittens and otters, not necessarily in that order. Here's some stuff I felt like writing down when I'm not chained to a desk writing other things for a living. Please use caution when using this site; there may be sweary words, cute animals and general bullshit. Don't say I didn't fucking warn you.