Monthly Archives: January 2013

TV Journo Pays Back for All Those Jerks That Interrupt Live Crosses


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Probably True


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Kittens Make Everything Better. Even Music


I give you…. Album covers recreated using kittens. Yes, you’re welcome.

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Go Before I Summon a Policeman


So I spent three days writing a page/column thing. Here’s what I learned/ remembered from this and the last time I did it. 1. People are idiots 2. If they see a picture of your massive face in the paper, … Continue reading

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Texts from the Edge


Holy mothering fuckballs, Girls is Amazing Whee! I’m so glad you liked it. I sort of love how weird and pretentious and entitled yet directionless they all are. Plus: nudity! Let’s move to New York and be directionless and have … Continue reading

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Today Someone Emailed Me to Tell Me I Was Shit


Or, alternatively, to tell both I and the full page column (for which i was merely filling in for, starting today) was shit. Well listen, you long time reader and fan of said page/institution, you’ve had literally a GODDAMN YEAR … Continue reading

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Texts From the Edge #2


Turn on Channel 7 immediately ? Deal or No Deal???? No. Orange frog woman on Snog Marry Ah, ok.

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